Alright all you people in internet land (most likely Arlen, Jules and Steve) I've decided since I can't sleep anyway I might as well add what I would like to call the first official (or at least significant) posting to this very young (pun intended) blog.

And... since I'm too dead tired, but for some reason I can't sleep, which is weird because for those that know me you know that sleeping has never been an issue for me, and you would also know that I love this little thing that is known in the world of grammar as the "comma splice" (that's right, my horrible secret is that I never learned how to use the comma appropriately).

What the hell was the point of all this? Well, now you know two things about me.
1. Usually CAN sleep, tonight can not.
2. Does not understand when or where to use a comma.

Wanna learn more about me? Well, it just so happens to be that I have a list...
(Thanks Line of Best Fit.)

TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Aaron
First Screen Name: joeyjojo11
First Pet: Sandy (Cockapoo)
First Piercing: Nope
First Crush: Rachelle
First CD: Not CD, Tape. Kris Kross “Jump”
First Car: Toyota Tercel
First Stuffed Animal: Brown Teddy, I’ve had it since birth
First Kiss [at Age]: 12ish…
First Nickname: Bubba

NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: A really bad white wine
Last Car Ride: Home from my folk’s place
Last Movie Seen: Brokeback Mountain
Last Phone Call: Home
Last Song Played: Matisyahu – King Without a Crown
Last Bubble Bath: God… Maybe when I was 5…
Last Time You Cried: ‘Bout a year ago… It’s been a while.
Last Pet: Still got him, Wicky (Pompoo)
Last Song You Sang: A desperate attempt at the last song played. He sings fast.

EIGHT HAVE-YOU-EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: She wasn’t when I started dating her.
Have you ever been arrested? No.
Have you ever skinny-dipped: Yes.
Have you ever been on TV: Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? No.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on someone? No.
Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn't? Yes.

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. Boxers.
2. Headphones
3. Glasses
4. That’s it.
5. Seriously.
6. Umm…
7. Skin.

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY (at the time of writing today has only been around for about 100 minutes)
1. Restlessly toss and turn
2. Check e-mail
3. Open word program
4. Checked blog
5. Listened to tunes on Winamp
6. Wondered…

FIVE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO (Anything? Probably no one. MOST things…)
1. The Bib
2. Carey
3. Jules
4. Arlen
5. Nellie

FOUR FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Improv.
2. The Bib.
3. Food. Seriously, not just for sustenance, I LOVE it.
4. Family.

THREE CHOICES
1.Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Cold
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Tour Europe
2. Have a family

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. Whitemagik

Have You Ever:
(x) been on a plane
(x) smoked a cigar
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (does hair count?)
( ) crashed a friend's car
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) stolen a car
(x) been snowboarding
(x) skipped school
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) been called a slut
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a one night stand
(x) had a tea party
( ) had more than just one one night stands
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) been suspended from school
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) been in a car accident
(x) played dress up
(x) had braces
(x) seen something die
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) been in love
(x) gone sledding
(x) been dumped
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) shoplifted (accidentally)
(x) been lonely
(x) been fired
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) used a fake id
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
( ) been caught sneaking out
(x) watched the sun set
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't
( ) felt like an outcast
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) been arrested
(x) touched a snake
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) slept beneath the stars
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) been tickled
(x) lied to a friend
(x) been robbed
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been misunderstood
(x) been to USA
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) been to Mexico
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) had an ice cream fight
(x) had deja vu
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) been obsessed with someone else
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons
(x) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until your drink came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with a friend/love
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
( ) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a cliff
( ) screamed penis in class
(x) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school
(x) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept at your boyfriends/girlfriends house
( ) French braided someone's hair
(x) gone skinny dippin
( ) been kicked out your house

Now THAT'S a first post. I really hope that if anyone actually hits this blog that they skipped most of that stuff, cause, MAN, it was looooong. But it was a successful way to kill 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps I will try that sleeping thing again.

Peace.