I don't check in with the blog in, like, 2 days, and look at what it has become...

And you might ask: why didn't you check in on your blog? The answer would be: Because I thought Julian was an adult a.k.a. could keep it in his pants, but then I see the comments section of the last post.

We are like 2 posts away from some filthy filthy chat, with the all the innuendos and false identities flying around this place you would think it was "Innuendos n False Identities R Us" over here.

Well, not anymore, I am putting an end to it right now.

I'm gonna give this place the cold shower it so desperately needs. Joe-Style.

I'll give you the old one-two combo: Science and Religion.

First the left jab of science:

Planck's Quantum Hypothesis
Have you ever thought: How does the intensity of light emitted from an incandescent object (glowing object) depend on the frequency of the light emitted?

An ideal incandescent object is called a blackbody. A blackbody is a perfect absorber of all frequencies. A spectrum analysis of the radiation emitted from a blackbody shows that the intensity of the radiation emitted depends on both the frequency of the radiation emitted and the temperature of the object.

In 1900, Max Planck derived an equation that described blackbody radiation; however, to derive this equation Planck had to propose a hypothesis that was extremely radical. Planck's hypothesis was that an oscillator including vibrating atoms and molecules is quantized - that is, can only have certain values. The energies allowed are given by:
E = nhf
Where E = Energy
n = whole number
h = Planck's constant (6.63x10^34 J.s)
f = frequency of vibration

Planck's hypothesis was the beginning of the quantum theory.

So that was the jab, and now to follow up with the right hook of God:

From the gospel of Luke: The Birth of John the Baptist Foretold

In the time of Herod king of Judea there was a priest named Zechariah, who belonged to the priestly division of Abijah; his wife Elizabeth was also a descendant of Aaron. Both of them were upright in the sight of God, observing all the Lord's commandments and regulations blamelessly. But they had no children, because Elizabeth was barren; and they were both well along in years.

Once when Zechariah's division was on duty and he was serving as priest before God, he was chosen by lot, according to the custom of the priesthood, to go into the temple of the Lord and burn incense. And when the time for the burning of incense came, all the assembled worshipers were praying outside.

Then an angel of the Lord appeared to him, standing at the right side of the altar of incense. When Zechariah saw him, he was startled and was gripped with fear. But the angel said to him: "Do not be afraid, Zechariah; your prayer has been heard. Your wife Elizabeth will bear you a son, and you are to give him the name John. He will be a joy and delight to you, and many will rejoice because of his birth, for he will be great in the sight of the Lord. He is never to take wine or other fermented drink, and he will be filled with the Holy Spirit even from birth. Many of the people of Israel will he bring back to the Lord their God. And he will go on before the Lord, in the spirit and power of Elijah, to turn the hearts of the fathers to their children and the disobedient to the wisdom of the righteous—to make ready a people prepared for the Lord."

Zechariah asked the angel, "How can I be sure of this? I am an old man and my wife is well along in years."

The angel answered, "I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I have been sent to speak to you and to tell you this good news. And now you will be silent and not able to speak until the day this happens, because you did not believe my words, which will come true at their proper time."

Meanwhile, the people were waiting for Zechariah and wondering why he stayed so long in the temple. When he came out, he could not speak to them. They realized he had seen a vision in the temple, for he kept making signs to them but remained unable to speak.

When his time of service was completed, he returned home. After this his wife Elizabeth became pregnant and for five months remained in seclusion. "The Lord has done this for me," she said. "In these days he has shown his favor and taken away my disgrace among the people."

Alright, so I think that should do it for now, I certainly hope we have all learned a thing or two, and maybe now this blog does not have to become a den of sin and pleasure.

Joe (I'm serious)

Or am I?